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10 June 2012

Dial 'M' for Marlene Reminder

Dial 'M' for Marlene is no Trojan horse! (photo courtesy of Armen Ter-Barsegyan)
A dear friend alerted me of the publicity blitz rivalling Angelyne's for the play, Dial 'M' for Marlene. Its Facebook page now features headshots of some cast members, including the actress replacing Catherine Lydon as Marlene Dietrich--Victoria Valentino. If our little birdie Gussie Berger catches wind of this post, she may be able to tell us more about this beautiful thespian because a Google search of Valentino's name brings up a different kind of actress with titles such as MILF and Honey 6 and Cookies and MILF 3 in her resume. Although I wouldn't want to mistake the two, our Ms. Valentino appears to be a MILF in her own right, having been chosen in September 1963 as Playboy's Playmate of the Month.

Those of you in the Greater Los Angeles area between June 28 and July 15 should try to reserve tickets for the show. That is, if it isn't already sold out. Visit its Facebook page for more details!

7 comments:

  1. All Gussie can tell you is, that it's true there have been some changes among the cast. Had the new Marlene not shown great promise, the flyer might have landed a little farther behind, rather than about the horse's middle. Victoria Valentino, who appeared in Playboy Magazine during the 1960's has stepped into the title role of Gary LeGault's new comedy and is utterly delightful. She is not to be confused with an adult film star of the same name, who's talents need no mention, here. Dial 'M' for Marlene is the story of two great and accomplished artists. Since the horse was "saddled up," another actress has taken the reins as Marilyn Monroe. Her name is Ariane Bellamar and she provides a welcome shift in the play's direction. Sometimes, last-minute changes are necessary for the success of any show, and this one will surely have the male members of the audience standing in rapt attention.

    The blonds are coming!

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    1. Ms. Bellamar is beautiful as well! I hope there'll be an air purifier running because all the raging testosterone from the seats might fog the stage.

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  2. Dear Mr. Andrews:

    Gussie is happy to assure your readers that the theater is fully air-conditioned.

    Harriet Brown (a.k.a. Gussie Berger)

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  3. I checked out those pictures and she is very pretty,but maybe one is more age appropriate and pretty too.Paul

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    1. Oops! I didn't mean to delete this comment. My apologies, Anonymous!

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