Hate to break it to you!

I know I've neglected this blog, but vicious rumors have been spreading, which have wrecked havoc on my life. I can barely bring myself to type out the sordid, malicious babble that is circulating, but I feel you loyal readers must know:

GWYNETH PALTROW HAS HER GOOPY EYES SET ON THE DIETRICH BIOPIC AGAIN.

Indeed, it's listed on IMDB. We can at least try to rejoice in its status as "in development" and hope that Carol Channing comes crashing through the doors of the BBC boardroom, demanding the role that is rightfully hers.

The face Schell couldn't photograph?

PHOTO REMOVED AS PER PETER RIVA'S REQUEST.

Just a Gigolo may no longer be Dietrich's final image. I am told that Dietrich's grandson, Peter Riva, took this photo in 1988. For a woman pushing 90, she looks swell. She even took the time to apply lipstick, although I can't tell whether those dark, sunken eyes are a product of cosmetics or dotage.

Seinfeld loves her too