I could write NOVELS if I had this

Maria Riva must be hard up for some sheep embryo injections or something because she's hawked her mother's siggy to Montblanc. In honor of La Dietrich, the company has produced a limited edition foundation fountain pen, with only 1,901 in stock. Check it out here. Made of mother-of-pearl, platinum, sapphires, and gold, it's fit for a lady! Forgive the Montblanc site's typos and midi track; their craftsmen were too busy simulating Dietrich's silhouette with their epistolary masterpiece.